JG rocks The... Animal House in.. Gretna. Woot!

well hey. welcome to the all new judgegenius.com. before we start any gratitious ass slapping and back patting, we wanna send a shout to our boys at geurilla productions (www.guerillaproductions.org) for making all this possible. talk about a website... they gave our old website some crack and steroids, and bam! revamped and all new. we hope you all like it. get ready because we have more new stuff coming. picture updates. bios. music. the whole damned thing.

with all that out the way, special thanks to brownsox and the animal house in gretna for letting us play this past saturday. we had a great time. what a bad ass bar. i hope we'll be back one day. sorry about that Great White joke. (I told the crowd we were gonna bring in our pyros and shoot fire at the ceiling, but after what "happened in New England...". they were not amused) also, thank you to the guy that helped paul break into his truck. and also thanks to the chicks that got up for the wet tee shirt contest. all of them except that old chick. i mean.. come on. you have a semi nice rack, but that face. you're somebody's mom. your somebody's grandma. but still, hey... nice nipples.

this weekend will be a no sleep weekend for the genius. we're gonna be at Ichabod's with the Cretin Bull Dancers and AHAB! this friday. look for the flier. also, we're gonna be reunited with our pals in brownsox on saturday at LocalFest New Orleans. I'm kinda thinking "hippy vibe" so we're beinging some tents. music all saturday and sunday with free camping. come and stay with the JG. we're gonna be running around with no shoes on. we're gonna get dogs just for this. talley is gonna shave our dog and wear the hair on his arms and armpits. we're gonna smell. come and smell us. 

see you soon, stinky.

Announcing the "JG AssBeast Tour 2003"

i'm looking for inspiration. for motivation. i had written this huge story about JG's early days and somehow it was deleted before i could post. FUCK! oh well. when i get an artistic moment, i'll do it again. for now i'm gonna tell you about some shows coming up. there's a few, so... let's call it a tour. why not? wihtout further ado, i hereby declare that the 2003 Judge Genius "Ass-beast Tour"(tm) is on. Look for it to hit your town...

2/22 - Gretna, LA with BrownSox
2/28 - Baton Rouge (Ichabod's) with AHAB! and the Cretin Bull Dancers
3/1 - LocalFest, N.O.L.A. (click here)
3/7 - Lafayette, LA (Changes) with AHAB!
3/21 - Ichabod's presents Love Affair Records with Poor HArvey, Tabu, and Nail in the Brain.

see you on tour. look for JG in your city. and in your mom.

Promises of loveaffairrecords.com and trashing the Varsity Green Room

Love Affair Records Super Show 2 is in the can and what a freakin' sucess it was. Special thanks to all of you who came out. Even though the green room got trashed, and we got trashed, and all of you got trashed, we'll be back later on this year and this next one... oh man... you just wait. Special shout outs to KLSU, Rock 93.7, and X104.9, the Varsity for not getting mad, RedStickRock.com, The Reveille, Ichabod's, Hans Wax, all of the bands we jam with all the time, and all of you for coming out. we had fun. we hope you did as well.

the all new www.judgegenius.com is coming soon. keep checking, bastards. plus, LoveAffairRecords.com as well.

Feb. 28 - JG, AHAB!, and the Cretin Bull Dancers @ Ichabod's. kick ass.

Love Affair Records SUPER SHOW @ The Varsity

Judge Genius will be performing at the Love Affair Records show on Friday at the Varsity. Please come if you can. It;s gonna be insane. We got standup comedy. We got free tee shirt throwouts. Most importantly, we got 4 bands that are gonna rock your asses off. JG, NITB, Tabu, and Poor Harvey. Come early (JG plays at 10 sharp) and stay late. It's gonna be wild. It;s the only live music at the Varsity that week so you don't wanna miss it. Hopefully only $5, so why miss it?

we'll see you there, punks.