The new record "Fashion Cock" is done!! The cd release is set for New Years Eve at the North Gate Tavern presented by Love Affair Records. Opening acts: Family Robot Seizure Show (featuring Sam and Brandon) and The Way High Men (featuring Justin, Adam, and Talley). We're pumped and you should be, too. A couple of the songs are up on the myspace page if you want to check them out. 12/31/05 at NGT. Be there. Complimentary champagne.FASHION COCK AND LOVE AFFAIR FO' LIFE!!!
What happened to us? We've had some hurricanes and things if you haven't noticed. But that didn't stop us or any of the great musicians from New Orleans. WE'RE BACK and ready to whip that ass! New songs and pictures are up on the myspace site. Go look at it right now. As I type the last song for the new album is being mixed. That is not a lie. Shows: Nov 26th at Clicks and Nov 30th at the Spanish Moon. We want to see you there....naked. That's not a lie either. Bye!!!!!!!
we throwing a couple of bones out here. we put 2 of our newer songs about to be released on the music page. our record is almost done will be coming out really soon. these are some rough cuts that still need to be mastered but are at least an indicator of what we have in store. we hope you like them.
also, newly added lyrics for each song. now you can truly tell how big of freaks and retards we are.
thanks to all that came out to the show the other night. we love you and we'll be back soon.
till the cows come home,
six ugly bastards.
and so it is... Judge Genius aka Lazer Beast aka Your Grandmothers' Favorite Pair Of Panties (is that name taken?) are about to once again rear their ugly heads. We will proudly take the stage again at Clicks with our pals Seven Deadly Sins for the venue's revered HEAVY METAL NIGHT! can we say that again? HEAVY METAL NIGHT! Wednesday, November 2. Clicks Billiards. Does it get any better. Come show your support if you can and win a FREE BABY! you could take home your own orphan and sexually transmitted disease of your choice. We heard someone has dibs on herpes so you may have to walk with syphillus, but hey... who's keeping score, really? So recapping. JG and SDS at Clicks, 11/2/05. Be there or be a motherfucker. P.S We don't love you, but we DO love your doggy style!
I'm showin'em who is the high now! First things first: The new record is 95% done! Just some touch ups then mixing and mastering. Are you excited? Neither are we. We'll be playing at Clicks this Friday Aug 26th with 68 Rouge and Random. It'll be the first show since the school's back in session. Drink, Drunk, Drunker. That's our motto. Go to the show and talk to us. No one ever does so please don't make us look pathetic as usual. L8.P.S. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
hey! the first thing you thought when you read the header of this blog was "oh no. these poor bastards. they're going to beaten up and thrown out the door..." well, anything's possible. judge genius returns live this saturday at Mellow Mushroom with our pals Killerllama. don't miss people pointing, laughing, and screaming at us while we play music the likes they've NEVER heard before. no one is gonna be the same after we play. everyone will be a little dumber after watching this. ok, really. it's gonna be a hoot. we're almost done recording our disc too and then it will be off to be mastered and mass produced. we're getting prices on how much it will be to beat the amount of AOL cd's sent in the mail. it's going to be that on. like, you're not going to be able to imagine how hyped we are for this. 4 years in the making. the crown jewel of our musical existance. come get a preview this saturday. mellow mushroom. pure fucking insanity for only $5.
It's been awhile. I don't know where we've been and neither do the other guys. Todays word is: Binge drinking. Wait that's two words. Whatever. Seriously, the new album is about 75% finished. You can't rush perfection. We got a show coming up on July 30th at the Mellow Mushroom with those crazy Killerllama Kids and we'll be back at Clicks on August 26th. Tonight Richard's Whore returns to the North Gate Tavern. This shit will be crazy. For more frequent updates don't forget to www.myspace.com/judgegenius (copy and paste it). We're also somewhere on purevolume.com and isound.com. Let the beer flow like wine
hello. we're one of those profiles on myspace you see and just immediately start wretching, huh? it's cool. i do it too.ok, we're gonna be appearing in 2 places in the next few weeks. mysteriously forming from smoke from the grates of your favorite sewers. we're Judge Mother Fucking Genius, and we rock harder than anybody you can possibly think of. on May 28, we're gonna be at North Gate Tavern with our pals in Soundview (whom we haven't played with in a coon's age), and on June 2nd we'll be back at Clicks, bringing our sound to a whole new level. serisouly, if you haven't seen us - come check us out. we think we're well worth your cover and we'll at least slap your hiney's.looking forward to it, precious!j to the g.
I'm drunk. We are working on getting in regular rotation at Clicks and trying to tour this summer. We've made a hella progress on the album which we are hoping will done by mid-June. We hate our lives. Sam is the Lizard King. Is anyone reading this? We're gonna be famous and people will want to touch us. Don't forget about www.myspace.com/JudgeGenius. Our next show is May 28th at the North Gate Tavern. Now go get drunk.I said NOW!
right now? riiiiiiiiiiiiiight now... right now we're working on some new shit that you're not gonna believe. i'm talking, shit to end all SHIT! yeah that's right. the follow up to our 2001 record Dammit! you can check out a few songs on this page for a lil preview. like adam said in that last post, we have a kick ass show coming up on 4/22 at the Spanish Moon with Fishbone and King Square. gonna be some fun and we hope to see you all there. we'll also be rocking the casbah a week later with our brethren, the immortal Brother over at Clicks so that's gonna be bad ass as well. check out their myspace page for a taste and we'll see you in a few weeks. s-dawg OUT!
HELLO!!! how in the hell are you peeps. lets delve into the chronicles of Genius and see what we have in store for you, shall we? for all who doesn't know, justin hilbun is officially in NYC now. from what we hear, he's having the absolute time of his life with our Love Affiar homeys, Poor Harvey. fear not though. he'll be coming home in April (for at least a little while) so we can absolutley rock your faces off with FISHBONE, April 22 at the Spanish Moon. plus we'll be over at Clicks on 4/29 with Brother. after that, hell.. it's anyone's guess. but something will be coming out soon. maybe an album; maybe a delicious meal.... see you soon. till then, go to that aforementioned myspace site for some exciting tidbits and other stupid shit.
Just when we thought it was going to warm up a little, it snows again. However for some reason the icy winds didn't follow suite, so when you walk outside it's chilly, 34 degrees right now, but not all that cold. The only difference is there's snow everywhere. There's a story in the paper that says the area around CBGB's is about to jack up the rent prices and they might have to move because there rent will double. It's already at $20,000 a year. Imagine if that doubled! I have a friend who bought her first house in 1997 in Louisiana for $37,000 brand new, and it was a very nice home. That gives you an idea of the geographic difference in the standards of living. Across the street from us is a little collectibles store called 5th Dimension, and the grandson of the owner of CBGB's works there. He wasn't at liberty to discuss the details for legal reasons but I sort of got the impression that they'll somehow work around it. It would suck if they had to move. More later.
one more show until big show vacation time... we'll be at the Moon friday 2/18 with Elsah and Via Satellite (San Diego). it's justin's last show before he ditches us for NY for a month. but fear not! we'll return on April 22 with the legendary Fishbone... and we're gonna rock like champions. the record is being finished. slowly. one more thing. several members of judge genius will be playing thr North Gate Tavern's Metallica Night on feb 26th. sam, adam, and paul will be joined by mike terito and daniel braud for a rousing edition of creeping death, no remorse, shortest straw, and met's version of stone cold crazy. can we do it? huh huh huh? see you all soon.
If you missed the last show then you missed all the courtroom drama of Judge Genius and his attorneys. It was a great show and a great turnout once again. Now our next show will Friday Feb 18th at the Spanish Moon with Elsah (which Justin and Adam both play in). It will our last show until April 22nd...............when we open for FISHBONE. That's right. At the Spanish Moon FISHBONE, JG, and Kingsquare (Kingsquare.net). It will be an awesome show and I know yall's asses will be there. More recording going on this week. We hope to have everything recorded by the end of this month and mixed and mastered by May. Keep checking up here or at myspace.com/judgegenius.
*Editors Note, Feb 12, 2013 - This show was spectacular. The band all dressed up like lawyers, and Sam dressed up like a judge. And there was much ballyhooing and ranting and dumb shit going on. There's probably pictures somewhere but maybe not...?
it's a cool 40 degrees or so. Been up since 5:30, after drinking the Friday night away, and sleeping Saturday away. We hung out at a bar named "Welcome to the Johnson's." No kidding. They gave us free drinks because of our namesakes. Got some shows this week to prepare for. New places to play, stuff like that. Should be fun. Been reading some Ray Bradbury. Not bad, a little overboard on the adjectives, but well written nonetheless. Got this great new song I'm trying to finish but the lyrics are plaguing me. The cool thing about it is it basically wrote itself in a 5 minute sitting, and I was just sort of along for the ride. This solitude is too comfortable, all tucked away from the rest of the world. Shelter, like our own private & creative think-tank. Little eatery on the corner has great food, and nice people. Feels like it's all ours too, and it's open 24 hours, so we can have coffee whenever we like. Wanted to go to the movies yesterday but overheard the matinee price was seven bucks. Screw that. More later. Patrick
hello one and all. we are now transmitting to you from a basement on fifth st. in the east village in new york. let me give you a taste. -new place new devil to delve into, dirt filled snowy salted sidewalks, the sun can't do a thing to the cold in-between the alleys. sirens; the perpetual song the leslie cabnet of life blood boiling over from the streets. southern gentlemen gently out of place, fit right in with a real smug smile. 3rd ave. too cold to call it comfort yet, but at least there is a bar next door. be well. Paul
Next show: Jan 28th at the North Gate Tavern with Brother and Insanetuary. Thanx to those who came and partied with us on New Years. It was a great show and great final performance in BR from Poor Harvey. Best of luck to them as they make the move to New York. Be looking out for them to make it big and us to be claiming that we're they're best friends and shared a band room with them. Also if your on myspace.com look us up and add us on to your friends. We need as many as we can get. We're too ugly to make a lot of friends.
