Precious.

hello. we're one of those profiles on myspace you see and just immediately start wretching, huh? it's cool. i do it too.

ok, we're gonna be appearing in 2 places in the next few weeks. mysteriously forming from smoke from the grates of your favorite sewers. we're Judge Mother Fucking Genius, and we rock harder than anybody you can possibly think of. on May 28, we're gonna be at North Gate Tavern with our pals in Soundview (whom we haven't played with in a coon's age), and on June 2nd we'll be back at Clicks, bringing our sound to a whole new level. serisouly, if you haven't seen us - come check us out. we think we're well worth your cover and we'll at least slap your hiney's.

looking forward to it, precious!
j to the g.

Nobody Reads This Shit.

I'm drunk. We are working on getting in regular rotation at Clicks and trying to tour this summer. We've made a hella progress on the album which we are hoping will done by mid-June. We hate our lives. Sam is the Lizard King. Is anyone reading this? We're gonna be famous and people will want to touch us. Don't forget about www.myspace.com/JudgeGenius. Our next show is May 28th at the North Gate Tavern. Now go get drunk.


I said NOW!