Wednesday, June 28, 2006

JG plays NGT Hair Metal Night


IF YOU MISS THIS FUCKING SHOW, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
Judge Genius will be playing the NGT 80's Hair Metal Night this Friday night. Come see us play some seriously old school tunes. I have 4 very important words for you. "It's the Final Countdown"! That's all we're going to say.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Brandon Moves To Shreveport

For those of you who don't know already, our guitarist Brandon has taken a job in Shreveport. Calm down. Don't worry it's not the end of th JG era yet. He will be commuting to and fro whenever needed. But this does mean that our shows will more few and far between. This will definitely make each show more explosive than the previous ones. We'll be so amped up on meth there may be a heartattack on stage. Now go buy our record.

Love and porn
JG

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Rampaging Deer Trashes Apartment


Looks like the JG Deerhead has been up to no good again...

Rampaging Deer Trashes ApartmentFamily Pit Bull Knocked UnconsciousRACINE, Wis. (June 6) - Jerry Falkner and his family have been temporarily displaced from their apartment after a deer rampaged through it, but he's just glad the incident did not result in any problems worse than it did.
"I heard glass breaking and I thought someone was breaking in," he said of the incident Monday morning which awakened him as the deer broke through a window. "The next thing I know, a deer is running toward my room."

The animal ran into the bathroom, and the family locked it inside. But the Falkners did not immediately know that their pit bull, Shadow, was inside that room with the deer.

The deer kicked on the water, flooding the apartment, and briefly knocked the dog unconscious.

Police were able with the family's help to get the dog out of the bathroom, while leaving the deer confined, and Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources officials then tranquilized the doe and took it away.

Police Officer Victor Cera said the deer was apparently behind the apartment building when it was spooked by dogs let out of a kennel. Falkner said he believed the doe came through the window to elude children who cornered it near two 7-foot-high fences behind the apartment.

"In the 16 years that I've been doing this, I've seen all kinds of stuff," Cera said. "But this is probably the most bizarre."

Falkner said it could have been a lot worse.

"Imagine if it would have been this window," he said as he pointed to the window of a nearby room where his children, ages 5 and 6, had been sleeping when the deer arrived. "After this incident, it makes me think it's safer to stay on the second floor than the first floor."