Hijinks at another Love Affair Show? Nooo, you don't say...

thanks to all who came out to the show last saturday. whether it was the monitor bursting into flames, that dude getting beat up, beaver opening the box full of NUGGET magazines onstage and later losing the ability to talk, the super jam with JG, Tabu, Nail in the Brain, Brother, Silko, Proper English, or all the naked chicks, we had a blizzast. thanks to the Secret Black Society for putting on a bad ass show too. i know you all loved it because i saw you getting down and grooving with your secret black selves. fucking a. FUCK YEAH!!! shit, dawg. that was fly. we'll be back on august 10 with the kenmores and sola. then again August 21 at the Varsity. plus we got some shows in September and October, including an All Ages Show with Knever, Brother, and others!!! till then, we're out like a light. peace. i'll update the page next week for sure.

Some People Don't Like You

you know, i was sitting on the couch last night just chilling when one of my bandmates filled me in on a little secret: that there's people in baton rouge that don't like us. now that's just plain crazy. how could anybody not like us? we never started beef with anyone. the JG machine is just out to have a little fun. don't take all this horseshit seriously. just to let you all know - we'll play with anyone, anywhere, anytime. just email us, call us, find us and you got yourself a show. the only thing we ask is half of the door and that's not being greedy. in fact if you open for us, half of the door is yours. always. period. so next time you want to talk shit about a band in town, talk about someone else, you little bastard.

Love Affair Show went well, except for "Mullet" (apparently) and the JG Blog gets mean again

ok you stinking maggots,
a loud, hell yes to all a ya'll that got your asses down to that show on friday. man, what the hell was that? it was crazy. you people were going apeshit. except during "mullet" which we never want to talk about again. that didn't need to happen and we're sorry. not too sorry but nonetheless. the good news is that we're working on that new website right now. plus we got more Love Affair news coming your way, and more merch crap. stickers, t-shirts, EVERYTHING!!! even girl t's and tubetops (maybe). and coke cans that we've signed. and dirt and rocks. ok, fuck it. FUCK IT!!! why do i waste my fucking time with you?! you don't like us anyway. good for you that we don't have a FUCKING THING coming up. we're not playing until July 27. what do you think about that?

Love Affair Launch Date - Jun 28, 2002 @ Ichabod's

the launch date is finally here. on friday, june 28, you will be able to slide on down to Ichabod's and buy merch from 4 bands : JG, Poor Harvey (who will be playing the show as well), Nail in the Brain, and Tabu. i hope i will be able to see you all. what if i was blind and i couldn't see. man, that would suuuuuck...
piece.

The JG Blog Gets Mean

on wednesday, we're heading over to ICHABOD's to play with Silko and Octavius. you filthy, shit-eating, motherfucking maggots better be there. ok. that was a little harsh. i'm sorry. wait...... where you goin? ......what? I said i was sorry... didn't you hear me? come on. ........ don't go...please...... COME ON!. I SAID I WAS SORRY, DAMMIT!!! 


FUCK!!!



FINE THEN! GET OUTTA HERE!!! WHO NEEDS YOU?!!! BEAT IT!!! 

wait. are you going to a porn site? take me with you.

"Surf Satan - His Pay Is Your Hell"

back from vacation, and time to update the old JG website. what up, suckers? i just got back from Panama City, got fucked up every day for a week and now i'm sick as hell. i guess you get what you pay for. is it really a vacation if you can't remember it? oh well. anyway, next show is over at Ich's on June 19 with Silko and Octavius. make sure you come see that shit. after that, we'll be at Kirk's new bar in Gulfport with Brownsox. watch for the date here on judgegenius.com. also, watch the site for some updates soon. i'm learning frontpage, and while i know that's the web page "pussy-way-out", i think it will be updated a lot more often then this page. new pictures and links that work. WOW! i don't even think we look like the pictures on this page anymore. hell... i weigh 280lbs now. i use a motorized wheelchair like john popper. brandon dooley and justin hilbun have both had sex changes since those old pics. man oh mannnnnn...... remember the old days. back when justin and brandon were guys and i could walk? oh how i miss them. plus, wait until i can post the pics of our "new" members paul may and mike talley. you'll all cringe and vomit at the sight. BLLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ok, peace out. i'll leave you with a thought: "Surf Satan... his pay is your hell...""" (an actual sign outside a church that me, ash, train, and dustin saw on the way back from FLA. oh those fucked up floridians...)

The "Sam Drinks Too Much" Tour

we're playing with Silko on the 19th. it's a wednesday and i know how you all love to get shitfaced on a wednesday. you know, it's really all beginning to make sense to me now. i drink, then i sleep, then wake up for work. all day i feel like shit run over twice, but by about 4 in the afternoon, i'm all ready to do it again. what a concept. perhaps you'd all like to join me on the "Sam Drinks Too Much" tour, which will be making a tour stop over at Ich's tonight. Nail in the Brain and Poor Harvey are gonna be there, and you'll wanna be there too. so, see you all then.
-your eternal friend,
sam t.
the greatest man in the world