The Ass Beast Tour Wraps

hi. my name is sam. tomorrow i'm getting on an airplane. i am deathly afraid of airplanes, so if there is no news updates on this site next week, it means i probably died in a tragic ball of flames. i'm sorry. but i hope the next webmaster is better than i was.

but on to more imptrtant things than death: JUDGE GENIUS. We have booked a few more dates, though these dates will not be considered part of the ASSBEAST tour. The ASSBEAST tour will still conclude on March 21 at Ichabod's, as we will be playing with our label mates at an official Love Affair show, brought to you by the good folk at Ichabod's. then we're off for a month, returning to you bastards and bastettes on April 26 at the LSU Greek Amphitheatre. This is part of the Outhouse Music Fest. Check back often for more updates. 

After all that is said and done, we come back to you all on May 17 at the Spanish Moon. This is another Love Affair show, brought to you by the good folk at Camel. Then we're off until June something. We'll be making a lot more changes to our schedule soon, so check your loving website every day. drool over our pictures.

LOVE AFFAIR RECORDS. We're men. Real mean. And we like naked chicks.

Heading to Lafayette - Who's Coming?

a memo to all those fine ass Lafayette girls reading this... 
what's up? How you doing? What's that, baby? ...Oh yeah. You're gonna see your judge genius again. in fact, daddies coming home tonight so make some room. See you soon, darlin...

a memo to all the real people reading this (because, face it.. no lafayette girls check this website:

tonight we're rolling out to the fabled strip outside the lovely University of Louisiana Lafayette. Meat us at the band room, next to the Caterie if you wanna caravan (be there no later than 7pm, or else call us). we're playing with AHAB!, and if you saw the impact they had last friday, you definately wanna see them again.
peace.

Show Updates

what a kick ass music weekend. on friday we kicked a little ass at Ichy's with AHAB! and the Cretin Bull Dancers. that was some fun shit, yo. once again, AHAB! kicked our ass and the CBD's had my cretin bulls dancin'. for all you fools that ventured out to see JG and NITB on the Westbank on saturday.. muchos love. That shit was way fun. special thanks to Brownsox for asking us to play. and we ain't even done. there's still 2 dates left on the ASSBEAST tour. This Friday we head back to Lafayette with AHAB! at ChAnges (on the strip. Then we get a weekends rest and cap it all of with a Love Affair show at Ichabod's on March 21.

holy geez. does the fun ever START?!

JG rocks The... Animal House in.. Gretna. Woot!

well hey. welcome to the all new judgegenius.com. before we start any gratitious ass slapping and back patting, we wanna send a shout to our boys at geurilla productions (www.guerillaproductions.org) for making all this possible. talk about a website... they gave our old website some crack and steroids, and bam! revamped and all new. we hope you all like it. get ready because we have more new stuff coming. picture updates. bios. music. the whole damned thing.

with all that out the way, special thanks to brownsox and the animal house in gretna for letting us play this past saturday. we had a great time. what a bad ass bar. i hope we'll be back one day. sorry about that Great White joke. (I told the crowd we were gonna bring in our pyros and shoot fire at the ceiling, but after what "happened in New England...". they were not amused) also, thank you to the guy that helped paul break into his truck. and also thanks to the chicks that got up for the wet tee shirt contest. all of them except that old chick. i mean.. come on. you have a semi nice rack, but that face. you're somebody's mom. your somebody's grandma. but still, hey... nice nipples.

this weekend will be a no sleep weekend for the genius. we're gonna be at Ichabod's with the Cretin Bull Dancers and AHAB! this friday. look for the flier. also, we're gonna be reunited with our pals in brownsox on saturday at LocalFest New Orleans. I'm kinda thinking "hippy vibe" so we're beinging some tents. music all saturday and sunday with free camping. come and stay with the JG. we're gonna be running around with no shoes on. we're gonna get dogs just for this. talley is gonna shave our dog and wear the hair on his arms and armpits. we're gonna smell. come and smell us. 

see you soon, stinky.

Announcing the "JG AssBeast Tour 2003"

i'm looking for inspiration. for motivation. i had written this huge story about JG's early days and somehow it was deleted before i could post. FUCK! oh well. when i get an artistic moment, i'll do it again. for now i'm gonna tell you about some shows coming up. there's a few, so... let's call it a tour. why not? wihtout further ado, i hereby declare that the 2003 Judge Genius "Ass-beast Tour"(tm) is on. Look for it to hit your town...

2/22 - Gretna, LA with BrownSox
2/28 - Baton Rouge (Ichabod's) with AHAB! and the Cretin Bull Dancers
3/1 - LocalFest, N.O.L.A. (click here)
3/7 - Lafayette, LA (Changes) with AHAB!
3/21 - Ichabod's presents Love Affair Records with Poor HArvey, Tabu, and Nail in the Brain.

see you on tour. look for JG in your city. and in your mom.

Promises of loveaffairrecords.com and trashing the Varsity Green Room

Love Affair Records Super Show 2 is in the can and what a freakin' sucess it was. Special thanks to all of you who came out. Even though the green room got trashed, and we got trashed, and all of you got trashed, we'll be back later on this year and this next one... oh man... you just wait. Special shout outs to KLSU, Rock 93.7, and X104.9, the Varsity for not getting mad, RedStickRock.com, The Reveille, Ichabod's, Hans Wax, all of the bands we jam with all the time, and all of you for coming out. we had fun. we hope you did as well.

the all new www.judgegenius.com is coming soon. keep checking, bastards. plus, LoveAffairRecords.com as well.

Feb. 28 - JG, AHAB!, and the Cretin Bull Dancers @ Ichabod's. kick ass.

Love Affair Records SUPER SHOW @ The Varsity

Judge Genius will be performing at the Love Affair Records show on Friday at the Varsity. Please come if you can. It;s gonna be insane. We got standup comedy. We got free tee shirt throwouts. Most importantly, we got 4 bands that are gonna rock your asses off. JG, NITB, Tabu, and Poor Harvey. Come early (JG plays at 10 sharp) and stay late. It's gonna be wild. It;s the only live music at the Varsity that week so you don't wanna miss it. Hopefully only $5, so why miss it?

we'll see you there, punks.