Feeling a little bored today, so here goes nothing.
Don't you look cute
by Sam
Don't you look cute?
Don't you look cute?
I had to go poot
In my new track suit.
I had too much fruit
And wore too much Brut.
put the TV on mute
...and... played a French Horn
with the dogs, and
shit..
Ok, that took a turn for the worse.
Now you motherfuckers try!
Holy shit...
2005 in the books. 2006 WILL BE the year of the Genius! Hold your breath...
For starters, we send out our sincerest thanks to everyone that came out on saturday and to everyone that bought our record. We are forever in your debt. You are all our closest friends and we love you like brothers and sisters, seriously. We hope you enjoyed the show. There will be many more in the future so don't be shy. Just come on up and say hello.
The CD took a long time but we're very proud of it. The production came out top notch. Man, talk about polishing up a turd... (just kidding!). Justin did an unbelievable job recording and Jack Shaw did an outstanding job mastering. We're getting tons of compliments but those 2 deserve the lions' share. Thank you to the both of you.
Finally, we're headed to north Louisiana this weekend so if you want in, let us know. We'll be at The Blue Monkey in Monroe on friday, 1/6 and Lil Joe's in Shreveport on 1/7. Don't worry, we're bringing the full wardrobe.
That's about it. Also, we've resigned to Love Affair Records and Saturday was their reintroduction. Be on the lookout for some more great stuff they're gonna be putting out this year. Some great bands around the corner.
See you soon. We love you!
The new record "Fashion Cock" is done!! The cd release is set for New Years Eve at the North Gate Tavern presented by Love Affair Records. Opening acts: Family Robot Seizure Show (featuring Sam and Brandon) and The Way High Men (featuring Justin, Adam, and Talley). We're pumped and you should be, too. A couple of the songs are up on the myspace page if you want to check them out. 12/31/05 at NGT. Be there. Complimentary champagne.FASHION COCK AND LOVE AFFAIR FO' LIFE!!!
What happened to us? We've had some hurricanes and things if you haven't noticed. But that didn't stop us or any of the great musicians from New Orleans. WE'RE BACK and ready to whip that ass! New songs and pictures are up on the myspace site. Go look at it right now. As I type the last song for the new album is being mixed. That is not a lie. Shows: Nov 26th at Clicks and Nov 30th at the Spanish Moon. We want to see you there....naked. That's not a lie either. Bye!!!!!!!
we throwing a couple of bones out here. we put 2 of our newer songs about to be released on the music page. our record is almost done will be coming out really soon. these are some rough cuts that still need to be mastered but are at least an indicator of what we have in store. we hope you like them.
also, newly added lyrics for each song. now you can truly tell how big of freaks and retards we are.
thanks to all that came out to the show the other night. we love you and we'll be back soon.
till the cows come home,
six ugly bastards.
and so it is... Judge Genius aka Lazer Beast aka Your Grandmothers' Favorite Pair Of Panties (is that name taken?) are about to once again rear their ugly heads. We will proudly take the stage again at Clicks with our pals Seven Deadly Sins for the venue's revered HEAVY METAL NIGHT! can we say that again? HEAVY METAL NIGHT! Wednesday, November 2. Clicks Billiards. Does it get any better. Come show your support if you can and win a FREE BABY! you could take home your own orphan and sexually transmitted disease of your choice. We heard someone has dibs on herpes so you may have to walk with syphillus, but hey... who's keeping score, really? So recapping. JG and SDS at Clicks, 11/2/05. Be there or be a motherfucker. P.S We don't love you, but we DO love your doggy style!
I'm showin'em who is the high now! First things first: The new record is 95% done! Just some touch ups then mixing and mastering. Are you excited? Neither are we. We'll be playing at Clicks this Friday Aug 26th with 68 Rouge and Random. It'll be the first show since the school's back in session. Drink, Drunk, Drunker. That's our motto. Go to the show and talk to us. No one ever does so please don't make us look pathetic as usual. L8.P.S. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
