Sam's Christmas Gift Ideas

ok... i'm bored. there's no more new judge genius news to talk about so i'm gonna just ramble. so what does everyone want for Christmas? email me and i'll post the best gift ideas. piss and poo poo don't count, so don't even try it. i was thinking. what do i need? well, i certainly could use some sleep, but that's a pretty shitty present. i need my own TV show. why don't one of you get me one of those. hell, get me a few TV shows. In fact, I want a whole damn network. WSAM...all Sam, all the time. i want to be a star. THAT'S WHAT I KNEED... (i bet that's how Knever spells need). oh well, fuck it. I'm gonna go polish up the old one eyed wonder weisel. good luck to all, and Merry Christmas.