"Surf Satan - His Pay Is Your Hell"

back from vacation, and time to update the old JG website. what up, suckers? i just got back from Panama City, got fucked up every day for a week and now i'm sick as hell. i guess you get what you pay for. is it really a vacation if you can't remember it? oh well. anyway, next show is over at Ich's on June 19 with Silko and Octavius. make sure you come see that shit. after that, we'll be at Kirk's new bar in Gulfport with Brownsox. watch for the date here on judgegenius.com. also, watch the site for some updates soon. i'm learning frontpage, and while i know that's the web page "pussy-way-out", i think it will be updated a lot more often then this page. new pictures and links that work. WOW! i don't even think we look like the pictures on this page anymore. hell... i weigh 280lbs now. i use a motorized wheelchair like john popper. brandon dooley and justin hilbun have both had sex changes since those old pics. man oh mannnnnn...... remember the old days. back when justin and brandon were guys and i could walk? oh how i miss them. plus, wait until i can post the pics of our "new" members paul may and mike talley. you'll all cringe and vomit at the sight. BLLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ok, peace out. i'll leave you with a thought: "Surf Satan... his pay is your hell...""" (an actual sign outside a church that me, ash, train, and dustin saw on the way back from FLA. oh those fucked up floridians...)