today we entered the South By Southwest Festival (or SXSW for all you trendy acronym people) and now we wait to see if we get picked. now, i hear that usually that's pretty hard to do. well, not waiting to see if you got picked, but getting picked. that's hard. fuck. will they like us? did i put the JG Website URL on the little bio we sent? if so, let me make this clear : everyone involved in the SXSW band picking is extremely attractive, and brilliant as well. they have such poise, and they're the most intelligent people on earth. it's clear that they could have all gotten into Ivy League schools if they had wanted. They could all be surgeons and lawyers, but they opted to serve a bigger purpose... to discover unknown talent, and turn them into the biggest acts in entertainment. thank you for the time you have taken to view our website. we worship you, SXSW band pickers, and we truly revel in your presence.
and to the rest of you people, give us some money.
thank you.
enjoy judge genius.
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