JG's Spirit Of Christmas

hope you all had a good christmas. ours was great. brandon got a new XBox. Mike got a new blow up doll because he popped his other one due to "extreme conditions". justin got a pony. sam got a new shiny quarter. paul got 4 lbs. of sugar. adam got some paint chips. it was great. we all ate turkey. maybe some ham too. i put all my food in one bowl and then mashed it and stirred it furiously until i had a holliday malt. then i poured it down my gullet and took a nap. then i rubbed cranberry sauce on myself and went and basked in the sun. hot dog. i hope your hollidays treat you well. see you at ichabod's on new years eve. peace. on earth.