Let's Salute Our Nation's Old And Weak Today

dear motherfuckers,
boy, what a way to start off a letter. i'm gonna have to do that more often. tuesday night we will rock the caterie with one of our fellow BR bands - Soundview. and we're guaranteed to rock. come and find out if you don't believe me. i usually don't make guarantees, but this is different. last time we played there, we were piss drunk at 3 in the afternoon. we each did 3 shots onstage (almost back to back) not to mention the shit we drank before that. it was radically fun. i fell down onstage during the Tabu set, then went outside the front door, sat down against the wall, and passed out. what did those poor caterie patrons think as they came through the door?
however, this time we have to do it with less drink (since we have to work the next day). we can still rock semi-sober and we invite you to come and see. we're pulling out some olde schule (17th century Brittish origin) songs that we haven't played in a hellishly long time, as well as some brand new shit. you'll have fun. there will be sing-a-longs and hand holding.

face it, kids. we're getting older. hurry up and catch us rocking onstage. before too long we'll be in rocking.... chairs. ha. ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

HA!
peace to everyone over 40 who checks judgegenius.com. the rest of you just get a nod. let's salute our nation's old and weak today.

Looking Back, I don't think that Augustine's show happened...

ok, here we go. 
Tues. April 1. - the Caterie w/ Soundview. 
Wednesday April 17. - Augustines with Cretin Bull Dancers. 
Wed April 23. - Caterie again, w/ Soundview. 
May something - Spanish Moon.

there. happy?

p.s. Aimee Didier lives in Florida. Just sending her a shout out.

Hi Aimee! We miss you here in the States. oh... wait, FL is a state too.

Ichabod's Is The Best

news.

thanks to all who came out on friday. fun was had by some. hopefully you're included in that group. i know we were. for anyone who doesn't know, ichabod's is a total kick ass bar. not that the other bars in BR are bad or anything... Ichabod's just sticks their necks out for the average band. i personally don't know anyone who has had a bad time playing there. even if you play on a tuesday night to the smaller crowd, or you play on saturday nights to the larger, it's always a party. nonstop. remember that.

ok, enough ass kissing. we got some shit in the works, kiddies. we'll be at the Caterie soon (though i don't remember the exact date) so look for that. we have a show coming up at the Spanish Moon not too far off. we have a few shows out of town in the works.

topic: man's inhumanity to man. discuss it. talk amongst yourselves.

Touch A Goat, Get Suckered. No Emotion.

hey everyone. sam died in a tragic ball of flames.

ok, not really. but did i scare you? i was just informed by my pal Mike from 3 Ring Circus (giving you a shout, g..) that people may think i'm dead. i'm here to tell you that it's not true. no sam death. not today. but boy was i scared.

in recongnition of my non-death, come see us tonight at Ichy's with our pals from L.A. Records. You don't wanna miss it. We're gonna have all kinds of crap for sale. Not to mention, soon we'll have the "Love Affair Records LIVE at the Varsity" DVD coming out. i'm serious. People like US have DVD's now. wild shit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND i just emailed a shitload of lyrics to our friends at guerrilla productions, the best web designing friends a band can have. soon you can see all the utter nonsense that we mouth from time to time.

so there's your plans. Love Affair. Tonight. Ichabod's on Chimes St. and while your at it, sign your name up for the email updates JG style. look for the MASSIVE Love Affair table on the back patio.

then touch a goat. get suckered. no emotion.

The Ass Beast Tour Wraps

hi. my name is sam. tomorrow i'm getting on an airplane. i am deathly afraid of airplanes, so if there is no news updates on this site next week, it means i probably died in a tragic ball of flames. i'm sorry. but i hope the next webmaster is better than i was.

but on to more imptrtant things than death: JUDGE GENIUS. We have booked a few more dates, though these dates will not be considered part of the ASSBEAST tour. The ASSBEAST tour will still conclude on March 21 at Ichabod's, as we will be playing with our label mates at an official Love Affair show, brought to you by the good folk at Ichabod's. then we're off for a month, returning to you bastards and bastettes on April 26 at the LSU Greek Amphitheatre. This is part of the Outhouse Music Fest. Check back often for more updates. 

After all that is said and done, we come back to you all on May 17 at the Spanish Moon. This is another Love Affair show, brought to you by the good folk at Camel. Then we're off until June something. We'll be making a lot more changes to our schedule soon, so check your loving website every day. drool over our pictures.

LOVE AFFAIR RECORDS. We're men. Real mean. And we like naked chicks.

Heading to Lafayette - Who's Coming?

a memo to all those fine ass Lafayette girls reading this... 
what's up? How you doing? What's that, baby? ...Oh yeah. You're gonna see your judge genius again. in fact, daddies coming home tonight so make some room. See you soon, darlin...

a memo to all the real people reading this (because, face it.. no lafayette girls check this website:

tonight we're rolling out to the fabled strip outside the lovely University of Louisiana Lafayette. Meat us at the band room, next to the Caterie if you wanna caravan (be there no later than 7pm, or else call us). we're playing with AHAB!, and if you saw the impact they had last friday, you definately wanna see them again.
peace.

Show Updates

what a kick ass music weekend. on friday we kicked a little ass at Ichy's with AHAB! and the Cretin Bull Dancers. that was some fun shit, yo. once again, AHAB! kicked our ass and the CBD's had my cretin bulls dancin'. for all you fools that ventured out to see JG and NITB on the Westbank on saturday.. muchos love. That shit was way fun. special thanks to Brownsox for asking us to play. and we ain't even done. there's still 2 dates left on the ASSBEAST tour. This Friday we head back to Lafayette with AHAB! at ChAnges (on the strip. Then we get a weekends rest and cap it all of with a Love Affair show at Ichabod's on March 21.

holy geez. does the fun ever START?!