Let's Salute Our Nation's Old And Weak Today

dear motherfuckers,
boy, what a way to start off a letter. i'm gonna have to do that more often. tuesday night we will rock the caterie with one of our fellow BR bands - Soundview. and we're guaranteed to rock. come and find out if you don't believe me. i usually don't make guarantees, but this is different. last time we played there, we were piss drunk at 3 in the afternoon. we each did 3 shots onstage (almost back to back) not to mention the shit we drank before that. it was radically fun. i fell down onstage during the Tabu set, then went outside the front door, sat down against the wall, and passed out. what did those poor caterie patrons think as they came through the door?
however, this time we have to do it with less drink (since we have to work the next day). we can still rock semi-sober and we invite you to come and see. we're pulling out some olde schule (17th century Brittish origin) songs that we haven't played in a hellishly long time, as well as some brand new shit. you'll have fun. there will be sing-a-longs and hand holding.

face it, kids. we're getting older. hurry up and catch us rocking onstage. before too long we'll be in rocking.... chairs. ha. ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

HA!
peace to everyone over 40 who checks judgegenius.com. the rest of you just get a nod. let's salute our nation's old and weak today.