Saturday, August 16, 2003

Inappropriate Thoughts About the Orbit Gum Woman

we'll be playing a little show down at the spanish moon on august 16th with Translation and Seraphim 9 (from Shreveport). in case you don't know, seraphim 9 is willy macnaughton's band. will is from the old school and he used to stomp around down here in his air force one's. now he's in the air force for real. either way, if you're an old pal come yell at him and us. 

till then, i'll give you a topic: the brittish chick from those incredibly stupid Orbit gum commercials... would you bone her or not?you know, she's the one that says "fabulous" after something unfortunate happens to whomever is chewing this gum, but still responds with a glistening smile. there should be a commercial with me just going to town on her, then me smiling, then her saying "fabulous"... why oh why can't i be in advertising? huh? i'm for hire. i swear it.

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