Fuck Wham.

Wake me Up, Before you...no, wait. Fuck Wham!

Ok,
We have news. NEWS NEWS NEWS. This just in... This just in... (in news voice) pay attention to me, motherfuckers.

We're gonna be playing some shows in the near future. For those of you who made it out to the last show, wow. thanks so much. i don't know really what the hell happened, but boy did we fuck the shit up. i think we did a little bit too much crank before the show because the shit was non-stop. we were all falling down and shit. people were dancing. people were spilling beer into the monitors. talley was threatening to kill people. justin was pushing his drums over. wow... meth. what can i say?

coming up april 14th, Judge Genius will sort of be playing 80s Hair Metal Night at NGT. Justy will be playing the part of "DEF LEPPARD's DRUMMER's ARM" because he can't be there. So we'll make do. Since it isn't techinally Judge Genius without all of us (Can Voltron form without one of the lions? NO!), we'll be playing under a different name. So far the following names have been suggested:

1. Gay Metallica
2. Deaf Leopard
3. Def Lepper
4. The Kings Of Scat Porn
5. Quiet Riot II: Quieter, and not so Riotty

More are being suggested every day. Make sure you comment on this to get your picks in.

Also, we'll be playing Canton's in TEXAS with our Love Affair label mates The Way Highmen. If you miss it, you'll be missing the greatest experience of your life. So don't.

Anyways, we're off to play in traffic. Have a nice day. We love you. Seriously. If you are a Judge Genius fan, then we need to do it. Name the time and place. Let's GO!